Don't eat fruit on your bed.
And fruits are good.
Fruits, I have decided, are delicious and healthy.
WHOA. DID ANYONE KNOW THAT? Haha, I know, it's an earth-shaker. But it's true. Aside from all those nutrients, vitamins, etc., they taste really good. I mean, have you tried eating watermelons when they're perfectly ripe and red and... Haha, look at me, I'm talking to myself! I'm definitely insane. Like, Poe insane. :D
Ok, back to fruits. Did you know that eating certain fruits could help protect against some heart problems and cancers? I mean, fruit is, like, Earth's natural antibiotics and anticancer medicines! Well, technically all medicines are natural, but you know... "Man-made" stuff is apparently not natural, which is technically not true because of the law of conservation of mass and all that sciency jazz... OK. DONE WITH THE TECHNICALITIES. FRUITS.
Jeez, I'm getting really off topic today, aren't I? Oh well. Sorry about that.
Ok, ok. I know. I'll keep talking about fruits. Fruits also help your memory! So, before a test or something, study with fruit by your side, and take a bite every so often. Who knows, maybe you'll taste the fruitiness during your test and remember a lot more! Ooh! Ooh! Don't forget how much water is in the fruit! You just have to eat a few pieces of fruit to satisfy your watery-needs!
And fruit just tastes good. Fruits are so underrated these days. People always say for a party or something "Ooh! I'll bring chips!", "I'll bring the donuts!", "I'm going to bring ice cream!", etc., but normal people don't immediately say, "I'll bring the fruit!" It's saddening, isn't it? Think of all the lonely fruit out there, waiting to be eaten. Oh yeah, that brings me to my next point. Eating fruit is not considered immoral. With certain religions, you can't eat meat, but I don't think there's a religion against fruit. I mean, the poor animals are frightened to death when they get slaughtered, no pun intended, but the fruits! People think fruits can't feel or think, so I mean, why not? They're there for us to eat. SO LET'S GO AND EAT FRUIT! :D
My challenge for you peeps is to eat at least one fruit today! Not so hard, do you think?